Tragically, the games have been called and rescheduled for the end of the season. So, stay dry tonight (Physically, if not... erm... drink-ally).
Try and channel the testosterone and energy you stored up for today's matchup into something constructive, like beer pong, or chores... preferably beer pong.
Let's have a good holiday weekend!
"Brian, don't let this girl out of the house, ever. Just keep her at home and f**k her all day long! Don't be an idiot and bring her out to see Richard Cheese!"