Hippos Rolled by Thinly Veiled Innuendo

The Hippos’ hot streak came to a halt on Thursday when they were trumped on the field by Getting’ Cider, 0-4.

Despite their best efforts at showing Third Baseman Wayne a good time on his birthday, not many balls bounced the Hippos’ way on the night.

Where the Hippos will never be beat, however, is in spirit, as MVP Ray earned his belt with a fantastic banner sporting the team’s name and mascot.

“We’ll bounce back,” said Captain Big. “We’ve got a lot of fight left in us. It’ll take a lot more than that to drop us to the mat.”

By Friday evening, the loss was all but forgotten as the Hippos took the class out of the Hong Kong with arm wrestling and spilt scorpion bowls.

“I can’t wait to hit the field next Thursday,” said Asian. “We’re gonna show ‘em that the Hippos are made of harder stuff!”

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