Welcome to stoppage time! It is time to finish what was left undone!
Week 5 kickball has risen from the dead under the guise of "Week 9 Kickball", and it couldn't have happened at a better time.
This Thursday we battle "Warriors are Back" who, aside from possibly being named after a forgettable 70s movie with an unfortunate video game re-make, are known for toppling the giants that are Scoregasm last week.
They are led by all-around nice and cool guy and Raining Sideways veteran Eric "Heat" Heaton who we HATE HATE HATE!!! (I've included him on this email)
[WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INTERRUPTION. THIS JUST IN: THE 2009 SUMMER MA PATRIOT KICKBALL TEAM FORMERLY KNOWN AS "WARRIORS ARE BACK" ARE NOW KNOWN AS "KEY LIME KILLAHS". NOW BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED CAPTAIN'S NOTE]
"Key Lime Killahs"? "Key Lime Killahs"?!?!
Who... What... I mean... How...
I'm sorry. I just can't... It's just not fair... It's like an ebonic Jimmy Buffet, I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna try and make fun of their name because it's just too much.
The deets for this week:
Where: Field 2
How: With verve!
We are currently 4-3 on the season. This is the last game of the regular season. A win this week will be huge for our post-season goals. Let's bring the awesome this week!
Lemme know if you're in or if you're unconscious!
Additionally, we are slated to ref the first game on field 2 betwixt Gettin Cider (hisssss) and Where My Pitches At (yay). Any help available would be appreciated!
In other news: Brow at his best.
"Waaarriorrrrs! Come out and plaaaaAAAAaaaaaaay!!"