#FirstWorldProblems tie up their Heroes

#FirstWorldProblems continued their three-game unbeaten streak Wednesday night, holding on for a 2-2 tie against Kickball Heroes.

The Hashtags faced almost certain defeat in the bottom of the fifth inning, as the Heroes loaded the bases with only one out. But strong pitching and defense got them out of the jam.

"Strong pitching and defense got us out of the jam," Captain Colin said.

#FirstWorldProblems jumped out to a 1-0 lead in the top of the first, with Seamus driving in the speedy Yuval. The Heroes fired back with two runs in the bottom of the inning and held the lead until the fourth. Game MVP Eric led off with a double and scored the tying run on a sacrifice by outfielder Jamie, whose father was not impressed.

"Isn't the outfield where you hide your players that are terrible?" he said.

The tie put #FWP's record at 4-1-1 for the season, good enough for fifth place, with two games left in the regular season.

"We should be given more credit," said the vociferous Brow. "We held them to a tie. Only other team to do so is Stewie's [Sexy Party]."

1 comment:

  1. Its weird to read a quote where im not being a complete douche.